THE ANNUAL VAGlNEER AWARDS - Season III: 300 REPS EDITION
The awards are in 'tiers', ranking from least prestigious to most prestigious. The awards were chosen by me because I am the most important person.
The Greek awards: Awards given to those in need of money and a new razor
Most likely to die in a riot: Aristosseur
Most likely to own a farm and cultivate many crimson medals: TopHats
Most likely to swim to miami due to no passport: Nate "The Jewban" Baller
Most likely to know how to deactivate a mine and kill himself in the process: Himmler
The ghetto awards: Nobody wants one, but you get what you get.
ROBLOX CHAMPION: TDFall
Most likely to have raciss wife: Houdini
Most missed of all time: The ZOG
Most likely to do missionary work in greece and build banks cos American: VAGlNEER, Houdini, and Fruit
Most likely to travel to Nigeria to be in a richer place: Aristosseur
Most likely to be a couple: YOBS and Gardevoir
Most likely to win eurovision and get many prostitutes: Hugosch
The Brazilian Awards: Dedicated to all of the shemales out there
Worst divorce of 2012: Fruit and TopHats
Most likely to be brazilian due to forever flaccid p3n1s: TopHats
Most likely to be bosnian due to setting of traps to catch serbians: TopHats
Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster
Most likely to be a woman due to daily lap dances to toptraps: Counterpart and doberman211
Most likely to be pakistani: LDK
Most likely to fly a plane: Caulerpa
Most likely to die in saudi arabia for saying Oy Vey: ShaiBB
Most likely to flip THREE BEDS AT ONCE: LilD
THE GOD TIER AWARDS: AWARDS THAT ARE JUST UNHEARD OF
BEST PERSON OF ALL TIME: NCM
KANKER OF AW (DONT WORRY TUMORS ARE REMOVED NOW): Fruit
Most likely to die in confrontation with VAGlNEER: Samnang
Most likely to sing Fergie and Carly Rae Jepsen in every major city: Stomach Ulcers and VAGlNEER
Autist: Cow
The bad kind of autist: ShaiBB, AlexMeza, Pentanion
Most likely to hire prostitute and report prostitute to police for prostitution: Jubapreta, AlexMeza
Most likely to have both male and female genetalia: PulseReaction's sister
Most likely to know how to peel a banana
from the bottom up: PulseReaction
Most likely to surrender: Ironail
Most likely to be a pseudonig: ThomasMer
Most likely to find serb horses: Fruit
Most likely to be riding serb horse: VAGlNEER
Most likely to die in banana shipping expedition: Pinheiro
Most likely to be very hairy and greek (because from FYROM): avatar
Most likely to actually chop somebody in half while doing magic trick: Houdini
Most likely to lose all of his land: Desu
King of AW: Pera
Best at trationing: fruit
Most likely to create a training academy to teach noobs how not to play: Art of War
The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good.
Star Sisters: VAGlNEER and Fruit
Most likely to not CW due to high level tenis trainings: Pera
Most likely to expletive politically correct mother: LAKI ZAJEBAN
Legendary Serb / Most Missed besides ZOG: LAKI ZAJEBAN
Most likely to teach grammar: IT'S A TIE! Between: hdrakon1 and Gardevoir
Most likely to be a false god: Zizou
True prophet: El_Kolonel
Most likely to leave shit in pants qq: lfinlandl
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Quote of the season:
"who is el_kolonel hehehehe i am god i am EL_GENERAL"
- God himself
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Presented by VAGlTECH industries
THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THIS SEASON OF THE VAGlNEER AWARDS.
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