Fuck one, Marry One, kill one

Fuck One Marry One Kill One?

-Croatia

-Serbia

-Northern Epirus (Albania)

I'd Marry Croatia
Fuck Serbia
And Kill Albania

Kill serbia, fuck croatia, marry albania.

I'd fuck One, marry One, and kill One and hide the body in a river.

Well i wouldnt marry Serbia, because she would insist that i take her surname, my mother in law would be bloody Russia and when we would eventually get a divorce she would take my house and shit and claim that was always her's.

I wouldnt fuck Albania, because while i have no doubt that we would have a steamy night in the bed fucking our brains out, im afraid that in the morning i might actually wake up without a brain or some other organ, probably a kidney.

And i wouldnt try to kill Croatia, because Croatia is actually mutated Serbia... here is the proof of this transformation from beautiful pure Serbia to an evil catholic monster created by the Pope, Vatican and west dark magic!

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 04:27

Well i wouldnt marry Serbia, because she would insist that i take her surname, my mother in law would be bloody Russia and when we would eventually get a divorce she would take my house and shit and claim that was always her's.

I wouldnt fuck Albania, because while i have no doubt that we would have a steamy night in the bed fucking our brains out, im afraid that in the morning i might actually wake up without a brain or some other organ, probably a kidney.

And i wouldnt try to kill Croatia, because Croatia is actually mutated Serbia... here is the proof of this transformation from beautiful pure Serbia to an evil catholic monster created by the Pope, Vatican and west dark magic!

Serbia - High Elf

Montenegro - Wood Elf

Croatia - Dark Elf

Bosnia - Orcs

Slovenia - dwarfs

Macedonia - trolls

Albania - Aliens

Bulgaria - Khajiit (Elder Scrolls)

True or no?

Kill myself

Id fuck croatia cause goblin, id marry serbia cause steve, id kill albania cause klevis.

Should do admin's version

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be elder scrolls themed but not everyone would get the reference.

كتب بواسطة Guest, 22.12.2016 at 06:58

Should do admin's version

I'd kill all three ^-^

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 12:39

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be eso themed but not everyone would get the reference.

Got ESO myself but never got around to play it, is it a stereotype about them playing these races?

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:12

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 12:39

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be eso themed but not everyone would get the reference.

Got ESO myself but never got around to play it, is it a stereotype about them playing these races?

Oh my bad it auto corrected to eso, I just Ment Elder Scrolls in general.

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 13:16

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:12

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 12:39

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be eso themed but not everyone would get the reference.

Got ESO myself but never got around to play it, is it a stereotype about them playing these races?

Oh my bad it auto corrected to eso, I just Ment Elder Scrolls in general.

Aye I see, but it'd be Khajiit still imo. They're deformed Mer after all

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:40

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 13:16

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:12

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 12:39

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be eso themed but not everyone would get the reference.

Got ESO myself but never got around to play it, is it a stereotype about them playing these races?

Oh my bad it auto corrected to eso, I just Ment Elder Scrolls in general.

Aye I see, but it'd be Khajiit still imo. They're deformed Mer after all

I can make Bulgaria Khajiit
But albania stays aliens because they are not from balkans

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 13:47

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:40

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 13:16

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:12

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 12:39

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be eso themed but not everyone would get the reference.

Got ESO myself but never got around to play it, is it a stereotype about them playing these races?

Oh my bad it auto corrected to eso, I just Ment Elder Scrolls in general.

Aye I see, but it'd be Khajiit still imo. They're deformed Mer after all

I can make Bulgaria Khajiit
But albania stays aliens because they are not from balkans

I see. Argonian then?

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 15:48

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 13:47

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:40

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 13:16

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 13:12

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 12:39

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 07:13

كتب بواسطة Goblin, 22.12.2016 at 05:19

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 05:12

Slovenia - dwarfs
Macedonia - trolls

Albania - aliens is the most correct xD

Should be Khajiit if you ask me, little to no differences D

Originally was going to be eso themed but not everyone would get the reference.

Got ESO myself but never got around to play it, is it a stereotype about them playing these races?

Oh my bad it auto corrected to eso, I just Ment Elder Scrolls in general.

Aye I see, but it'd be Khajiit still imo. They're deformed Mer after all

I can make Bulgaria Khajiit
But albania stays aliens because they are not from balkans

I see. Argonian then?

Romania isn't part of the balkans but they can be argonians i geuss. I would say greece because they have a warm climate but I think greeks would be imperials.

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 16:24

Romania isn't part of the balkans but they can be argonians i geuss. I would say greece because they have a warm climate but I think greeks would be imperials.

Greeks would be High Elves, Serbs would be Imperials.

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 22.12.2016 at 16:37

كتب بواسطة Helly, 22.12.2016 at 16:24

Romania isn't part of the balkans but they can be argonians i geuss. I would say greece because they have a warm climate but I think greeks would be imperials.

Greeks would be High Elves, Serbs would be Imperials.

Greeks are more Imperial than High Elf though. Serbs would be Dunmer imo

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 16:40

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 22.12.2016 at 16:37

Greeks would be High Elves, Serbs would be Imperials.

Greeks are more Imperial than High Elf though. Serbs would be Dunmer imo

Greeks are High Elves because they're oldest and had the strongest and best civilisation until civil war, Slavs and Kebabs fucked everything up. Serbians are Imperialists trying to unite all western Balkans under their empire, so they're Imperials.

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 22.12.2016 at 16:46

كتب بواسطة Leo, 22.12.2016 at 16:40

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 22.12.2016 at 16:37

Greeks would be High Elves, Serbs would be Imperials.

Greeks are more Imperial than High Elf though. Serbs would be Dunmer imo

Greeks are High Elves because they're oldest and had the strongest and best civilisation until civil war, Slavs and Kebabs fucked everything up. Serbians are Imperialists trying to unite all western Balkans under their empire, so they're Imperials.

You're forgetting culture and religion in the equation. Greeks are nowhere like the Altmer, the Altmer would be Germans tbh. I'd say Greeks are Nibenese to be exact, after all Imperials themselves are a blend of greeks and romans. Serbians would be dunmer because of the atrocities they'd committed (ps: don't hate on me for this) and the fact they hate everyone, Morrowind too has some territorial aspirations I believe

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 22.12.2016 at 16:46

Serbians are Imperialists trying to unite all western Balkans under their empire, so they're Imperials.

Now wait for tito to answer you, for this stupidity i dont have a comment....

Marry - Croatia

Fuck -Serbia

Kill -Northern Epirus (Albania)

كتب بواسطة Oleg, 22.12.2016 at 17:07

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 22.12.2016 at 16:46

Serbians are Imperialists trying to unite all western Balkans under their empire, so they're Imperials.

Now wait for tito to answer you, for this stupidity i dont have a comment....

Actually he's not so wrong, even he maybe used wrong words. In global, his theory is right and it's proven couple of times during the history. Luckily, Serbia never achieved their evil plans.

كتب بواسطة Croat, 24.12.2016 at 05:44

Actually he's not so wrong, even he maybe used wrong words. In global, his theory is right and it's proven couple of times during the history. Luckily, Serbia never achieved their evil plans.

Let's just wait for Tito to reply him and prepare some popcorn

I did four of these lists.