My age alone disqualifies me for most of those boxes.
I turned 16 last week, alright?
Obviously I never had a girlfriend, haven't drunk alcohol (it's illegal, actually), doesn't shave (nothing to shave), can't afford a car, cannot afford Apple electronics either, never watched porn (come to think of it, it's probably illegal as well), etc. etc…
All of those things I'll probably be doing at some point in the next ten years.