Church of Zizou

Welcome friends, praise be zizou.

I would like you to join me in the church of zizou in which we love and praise our strong leader, friend, and lord and master zizou!

from the depths(debts) of italy rose zizou, a smart child at one month old. Some say he latejoined out of his mother, got extra reinforcements in his brain and zerg rushed life itself. At the age of 2 he learned to crawl, this was his favorite strategy until the age of 5 when he learned to play video games. Video games wasn't as popular a strategy as it is now, but many people were loyal to it. When he got older he purchased his first computer with all the sp he saved up - this was to be the computer where history was made. He got right on and began looking for games - He found one, it was by the name of diplomacy that was played on a forum. He was master of this game, many people quit playing. He would join late and get all the victories; this gave him many SP in which he could purchase upgrades. On the first day of AW amok and ivan sat looking at their glorious creation, not knowing of the sheer power that it was destine for. Zizou with his triple screen computer(to latejoin 3 times) he bought with his SP created his account, not having the alias of zizou yet he thought of a name. The most glorious name was thought of, zizou. He was so happy to have gotten such a great name he jumped right into the game - He saw many other new players and amok and ivan as they taught the new players to play. Zizou knew best and was the strategy game master; He needed no tutorial! Zizou waited for these training games to start, and joined week 9 right next to their capital. Zizou was known as the cyprus crusader. He lead the land for as long as he could..but the community rose up; they chose a false prophet by the name of ironail! Zizou saw this...he was angered "the damned fools" proclaimed zizou as he smashed his dinner his mother had just brought down to the basement. He cried out for his mother to bring more and called her an idiot, she cried as well from upstairs. Ironail was the best, he had started a new trend of 5k eurasia! Zizou was even more angered by this as it hard to latejoin..how could you afford the bombers?!?! Zizou continued waring ironail for first, there was seemingly no end to this war. Zizou challenged ironail to a duel, he was forced to accept due to his pride and honor. Zizou acted like he disconnected, left the game and reconnected. It was turn 9; ironail being the honorable person he is waited for him without making a move. Zizou abused this and sent hundreds of bombers at ironail, ironail spammed walls but it was too late ..zizou had defeated him. Zizou was once more number one - a time of peace had fallen on this land once more. Upon becoming first he gave unto AW two gifts; instant joining and bigger color ion. The community rejoiced, but felt so empty...ironail was the most honorable but zizou held the crown for number one. In light of the situation zizou gave them more gifts - Scenarios, an edit to his favorite strategy lucky bastard and a nerf to PD. The community began to like zizou, in fact they began to worship him. Grand vizier Fruit erected the church of zizou in the following weeks, and for this we owe him tons of rep.

Thank you for reading our holy tale, may zizou bring you peace.


(pls don't delete!)

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAXAX

Our father and saviour, Zizou.

HEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUH

كتب بواسطة Pinheiro, 17.07.2011 at 10:32

HEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUH

كتب بواسطة Aristosseur, 17.07.2011 at 08:01

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAXAX

Authenticity. You've both got it.

Hmn no dislike button.... i hate that bitch

Today as we enter minor server lag, we pray to zizou for his 1337 g4m3r fast internets to give us speed, strength, and comfort.

I require special status in teh church in order to reveal sacred relics I have in my possession.

I like dicks. UHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUUHEUHEU

كتب بواسطة Aristosseur, 26.07.2011 at 09:16

I require special status in teh church in order to reveal sacred relics I have in my possession.

you are now Imam of Zizouism, jihadist sect.

Forced meme is piece of shit.

ZIZOU STRONG

I BESTOW UPON THEE
THE WORD OF GOD

Zizou created the fast way to see members of the same coalition due to this mishaps, praise zizou!

Church of sony is better, you get a free OLED is you sign up in the next 30 mins.

كتب بواسطة Aristosseur, 26.07.2011 at 17:34

I BESTOW UPON THEE
THE WORD OF GOD

AHAAHAHAHAHAH

THIS THREAD.. IS ALREADY THE BEST ever created, just hilarious.

The deed is done. XAXAXAXAXA.
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Church_of_Zizou

Perfectly good meme ruined by Gardevoir. Also, reported for linking to a page with pornographic images.

كتب بواسطة BASED Ironail, 27.07.2011 at 03:55

Perfectly good meme ruined by Gardevoir. Also, reported for linking to a page with pornographic images.

>Ironail being butthurt because he isnt king of the castle in ED

P.S
>Ironail, please do us all a favor and do this. Remember to post the video!!! I can't urge that enough!

>threatening the most liked player on AW
>your reputation is OVER man.

كتب بواسطة BASED Ironail, 27.07.2011 at 09:34

>threatening the most liked player on AW
>your reputation is OVER man.

>Still implying I care
>Implying iron is better troll when has to be told what to say
>implying hes most liked player on aw
>rororo

ZIZOU SHALL CURSE YOU WITH 50 LATEJOINS FOR THIS ATROCITY.

Uh gard, you aren't even in the church of zizou. whoever said you can use his name? Apparently you are forgetting a major rule of zizouism. NEVER USE ZIZOU'S NAME IN VAIN!!!!1!!1!!!!

كتب بواسطة Shiny Suicune, 27.07.2011 at 09:51

Uh gard, you aren't even in the church of zizou. whoever said you can use his name? Apparently you are forgetting a major rule of zizouism. NEVER USE ZIZOU'S NAME IN VAIN!!!!1!!1!!!!

The almighty Zizou does not require your old world applications! ZIZOU STRONG.

BUMP

Whens the next crusade?

كتب بواسطة GlennMiller, 28.07.2011 at 14:53

Whens the next crusade?

They must raid the semper fi holy land from those meddling scum. Praise Zizou the almighty, the holy zizou empire is upon us!

HIS WILL as I, theologian of Zizou interpret it HAS BEEN EXECUTED.

Zizou has now been immortalised in Afterwind history!

Can I join the church? This is fucking hilarious.

Btw, you should def create a full Bible.

كتب بواسطة Acquiesce, 28.07.2011 at 17:34

Can I join the church? This is fucking hilarious.

Btw, you should def create a full Bible.

yes, all are welcome to feel the infinite love of zizou.

and I will when I have time

Current Crusade: Biteme and other PD worshipers, for too long have we tried to latejoin them but fail due to hordes of 50+ infantry! they will pay for what they have done!