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The person you fell on was one of my clones and suddenly the spirit of Death1812 comes out and you being terrified of his ultimate cancer run off the hill never to be seen again MY HILL

You're celebrating how easy it was to claim the hill. Then suddenly, you hear a hissing noise and a a lot of cool music. You see me coming and nearly pee yourself screaming "It's a trap!"
I then start force-choking you, and you pee yourself for real. I throttle you to death and throw your body over the edge of MY Hill to fall onto the rocks below. I'm sure the Emperor would love to see the majesty of MY HILL! I think.
But the Emperor is a moron and tries to kill me and claim the hill for himself. This is heresy, and so I kill him, and kill his guards and just to be sure, kill his puppy too, leaving me free to claim that this Hill, will forever more, be MY HILL!
To be sure of that I put up a massive shield, anti-air, anti-ship and anti-tank missile batteries, pave the ground with mines and bouncing betties, put surveillance cameras and radar everywhere, a large flag on a flagpole with the words "MY HILL" written on them, and post 2 battalions of Stormtroopers in the ground, and a Star Destroyer in orbit to ensure that nobody attempts to claim MY HILL!

SP Police launch the C-Bomb aka Cancer Bomb on a ICBM and we launch it at the hill where all of the people manning your defenses run in fear and the ICBM destroys everything youve built and i reclaim MY HILL

كتب بواسطة Cheerfultitanic, 27.04.2017 at 21:45

SP Police launch the C-Bomb aka Cancer Bomb on a ICBM and we launch it at the hill where all of the people manning your defenses run in fear and the ICBM destroys everything youve built and i reclaim MY HILL

You realize that 1. There's a shield and 2. You're dead, right? Its still MY HILL

After an interesting discussion about the top 5 Jedi http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=23691 you begin to question your commitment to the dark side. In a moment of weakness, you lower your shield to go and respond on the forum as to why 'No Sith' are allowed.

I slip in while your shield is down, and guided by the force, evade all the mines and surveillance. i use an old Jedi mind trick on one of your guards, and they disconnect the radar. We create a message, using old recording clips of your voice, and order the destroyer and all forces to return to the Emperor's home-world to honour his funeral.

We put up a sign: And when you return, you are saddened that everyone loves Jedi, and no one seems to care about Sith.

Then, you see someone beautiful approach:



You eventually woo her, and live a joyous life together. She thinks the hill is small and puny, and convinces you to pursue higher ambitions, like ruling the rest of the galaxy, but leaving the hill for someone deserving of a humble mound of dirt.

I step up, and reclaim MY HILL ♥

Btw ITS MY HILL still because1. it was a clone and 2. nothing beats cancer so stilll MY HILL

I go to Cuba and get the secret communist cure for cancer,spray all you cancerous fucks from sp police and you disintegrate into dust...MY HILL

كتب بواسطة Cheerfultitanic, 28.04.2017 at 14:50

Btw ITS MY HILL still because1. it was a clone and 2. nothing beats cancer so stilll MY HILL

Can you fucking stop being repetitive mentioning cancer?? You moron its said at the start of the thread to be original and not repetitive. Fucking hell you SP Police morons should be banned.

كتب بواسطة Darth., 29.04.2017 at 23:11

كتب بواسطة Cheerfultitanic, 28.04.2017 at 14:50

Btw ITS MY HILL still because1. it was a clone and 2. nothing beats cancer so stilll MY HILL

Can you fucking stop being repetitive mentioning cancer?? You moron its said at the start of the thread to be original and not repetitive. Fucking hell you SP Police morons should be banned.

Cancer is life Cancer is love

(to 4nic who was the last person to claim the hill) You attempt to create a communist utopia on the hill but I, your closest advisor, turn it into a tyrranical dictatorship and send you all to Gulags. MY HILL!

I was a clerk sent to Gulag by u. I escape Gulag like in movies. I cross Volga and Dnieper swimming. All over the place I beg, steal, work by day to survive. After 2 yrs of hard travelling I reach the village near your dictatorial cradle of power. With a new identity and a brand new forged past I start working in the village. After 15 years I have house, wife, car, everything. After 30 yrs, being so prosperous Your Highness Generalissim wish personally to see me. After much trivia talk I express my wish to whisper u sth. I whisper u 'Story time with BooooBoooo.' You look seriously at me and start laughing hard, not realising what I said and thinking I said a good joke. Among the laughter you say 'You are hilarious!' We part and you already dismiss your buttlers as u are tired and wish to sleep. Before sleep, you go to toilet, sitting on toilet u recal our meeting and start laughing, when...u suddenly remember what Storytime with BooBoo really means. You remember yourself as a young man playing atWar and all the simplicity of your life then. You wipe your ass and kneel and crying heavily you ask for forgivness and redemption. You get dressed, take your helicopter and leave, never to be seen again. Next day, your desperate buttlers bring me in prison and they interogate me: Where is He?What did Our Highness Generalissim tell you then when he laughted? You are h...? I say: You are my heir, that's what he said. In that moment, they all kneel in front of me. I call all the great televisions and I make a statement: From this moment on, the tyrannical dictatorship is abolished and the Parliamentary Presidential Republic of The Great Hill is proclaimed. Hurray! So, I guess with this My Hill enters an era of democracy, prosperity and peace.

Ignoring what Freeman said (tl;dr) since he didn't end it with "MY HILL" I'm responding to Zephyrusu.

In the gulags I lead a revolt successfully and lead mein army (read: Inquisition) to The Hill where I find you chilling with a Cosmopolitan (seriously? Couldn't you get a less girly drink?) I order that you be burned at the stake for the heresy of putting me in a gulag, and drinking a cosmopolitan. You are very shocked and scared because you didn't expect the Inquisition. But I don't give a fuck because I'm still salty over being THROWN IN A GULAG. I enjoy hearing your screams as you burn (BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!) and sit back calmly sipping a Long Island Iced Tea casually watching the sun rise over MY HILL!

As a member of the inquisition that helped you I saw my chance and put arsenic in your tea and you don't notice since NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Also MY HILL now.

I call Leo to the hill. His flaming is unstoppable and his fagness makes you want to cry. As both of you start to fight, Heatler appears and bans you both (well, we can add Darth too since rankism). My Hill

كتب بواسطة RaulPB, 01.05.2017 at 10:12

I call Leo to the hill. His flaming is unstoppable and his fagness makes you want to cry. As both of you start to fight, Heatler appears and bans you both (well, we can add Darth too since rankism). My Hill

Plot twist: I am not banned because I AM Heatler....MY HILL

Heatler? Darth? Checkm8? Who are these aliases? Maybe we just go back to calling you Anakin ☻

As i have never had an identity crisis, or even changed my name => MY HILL ♥

I, too, have never changed my name, and so I challenge you to a battle of not changing names with the hill being the reward. Years pass, then decades, and eventually you die of old age so I claim MY HILL!

I am Titanic resting on the bottom and suddenly time reverses and i swerve past the iceberg and speed through time hit amoks beachside house destroying the potato controling atwars servers and i fly to the hill which has no one on it since everyone got logged off cursing atwars servers unaware of the death of amok, which means no new map editor for sure, so i claim MY HILL!

كتب بواسطة Cheerfultitanic, 01.05.2017 at 18:24

I am Titanic resting on the bottom and suddenly time reverses and i swerve past the iceberg and speed through time hit amoks beachside house destroying the potato controling atwars servers and i fly to the hill which has no one on it since everyone got logged off cursing atwars servers unaware of the death of amok, which means no new map editor for sure, so i claim MY HILL!

How the fuck is this related to what Zeph said? You're supposed to build on what he said.


Replying to Zeph and ignoring the retard above,
Years have passed and now you are old too. But I'm not because Sith never age. So I walk up to where you are hobbling around with a walking stick, occasionally waking it above your head shouting "MY HILL". I triggered by that and push you into a coffin, lock it, and bury it deep underground, because it is NOT your Hill, it's MY HILL

As you did all that I managed to come up behind you and then...


RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!


Also MY HILL.

كتب بواسطة Krypt, 03.05.2017 at 19:42

Why is it always you who replies to me
You tried to do that to me, but the force warned me that you were behind me, so I turn around, cut off your head with my lightsabre, and burn it as a sacrifice to zizou, so that he may grant me UNDENIABLE rights, that it is MY HILL (which I received). Since no one else can argue with zizou, it is, in fact, MY HILL, gg wp, game over, I OWN FORUM GAMES NOW

Your mom calls you for dinner, and so you give up this charade. My burnt ashes then combine and I am resurrected as the second coming of Jesus. I preach to the people of Atwar and they begin to follow my teachings as I gain their undying loyalty, I climb the hill and convert all other heretics along the way. With no one near to oppose me, I claim MY HILL.

With the Dark magic arts Raul has taught me I cast a dark spell than summons Death1812 from the depths of the Bansphere, and I use him to destroy Jesus and spread the rightful religion in atWar, creating the SP Police Empire. MY HILL!

XAXA,but you forget about my Cuban cure for cancer,in the mist of all the confusion I summon the best commie doctors ,holding anti cancer bullets and ak-47s specialized for cancer warfare,SP police empire is brought down by a few doctors !
In the end of all the blood,pain and cancer cells I claim...MY HILL !

Sorry 4nic, but once I show up in the hill, all you can do is beg for mercy once you realize that my dark magic > your bullets since I can basically shield myself in magic. My Hill.

Dark magic rules!

But unfortunately for you the cancer bullers were fakes, just the commies pitiful attempts for attention. so you are horrified when the SP Police arrive and start smashing your windows and snatchin your people, while you run in terror as fast as you can while i claim MY HILL

كتب بواسطة RaulPB, 05.05.2017 at 09:57

Sorry 4nic, but once I show up in the hill, all you can do is beg for mercy once you realize that my dark magic > your bullets since I can basically shield myself in magic. My Hill.

Dark magic rules!

I show up on the hill and start shooting you with a gun, then a grenade, then an anti-tank missile. You just sit there and laugh as my attacks are rendered useless by your shield. I refuse to give up and keep shooting you while you stand there laughing and laughing until suddenly you start choking and panicking and die. Your dark arts shield protected you from bullets, grenades, bombs, missiles....and air! So you asphixiated to death.
With you having choked to death on your own stupidity, I am free to reclaim MY HILL!

I drop a nuke on you that magically doesn't hurt the hill nor the enviroment there and therefore I reclaim MY HILL!

The hill and environment weren't harmed because the nuke magically doesn't go off (made in China), and so you just look stupid, while I hit you over the head repeatedly with a golf club until you die. MY HILL

I use strong magical cancer powers given to me by Death1812 ghost to destroy any living cell on the hill the therefor i claim my HILL!