Babies are Evil

Allow me to offer a proof that babies are evil.

To begin, it's well known that money is the root of evil. And money equals power. Power is energy over time. And we all know that E=mc2, so a person's capacity for evil can be expressed by their weight divided by their age. But for ages approaching zero, this value approaches infinity. Therefore, babies have unlimited capacity for evil.

My logic is irrefutable.

I don't know how to respond to that

I guess I'll have what he's having

Sounds good to me

Of course babies are evil, why do you think they cry at 5 am in the morning?

Your babies will probably be evil.

كتب بواسطة Permamuted, 14.11.2016 at 14:55

Your babies will probably be evil.

Of course. I would not settle for anything less. If they aren't, well you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Logic fails in the first statement seeing as you Money = (Evil)^(1/2). That would make evil, (Money)^2. If we proceed further we can tell that using the inverse square cube law the value of money can also be inversely proportional to bitchiness. Hence using calculus, more specifically integration we can tell that given the average volume of a human being, the mass of the sun is almost exact to the number of stones in Death1812's head. Of course unless you are a noob you can move on, using advanced quantum mechanic we can say that at any given period Commando Eagle's brain is likely not in his head. Therefore it is also safe to say that klevis has the mental capacity of a 2 year old, seeing as the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Now using klevis's past history as a bug abuser we know that the word "bug abuser" contains exactly 9 characters, which coincidentally matches the number of years Pavle is banned for. "Pavle" also contains 5 characters, and as previously stated 9 minus 5 is equal to 4. You know what else has 4 characters? NERO.

Hence NERO is the root of all evil seeing as the very mention of that word brings you a shit load of upvotes which is basically money in this game.

كتب بواسطة Meester, 15.11.2016 at 01:37

I already said my logic is irrefutable. Shut up!

كتب بواسطة Meester, 15.11.2016 at 01:37

Hence NERO is the root of all evil seeing as the very mention of that word brings you a shit load of upvotes which is basically money in this game.

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

كتب بواسطة Meester, 15.11.2016 at 01:37

Logic fails in the first statement seeing as you Money = (Evil)^(1/2). That would make evil, (Money)^2. If we proceed further we can tell that using the inverse square cube law the value of money can also be inversely proportional to bitchiness. Hence using calculus, more specifically integration we can tell that given the average volume of a human being, the mass of the sun is almost exact to the number of stones in Death1812's head. Of course unless you are a noob you can move on, using advanced quantum mechanic we can say that at any given period Commando Eagle's brain is likely not in his head. Therefore it is also safe to say that klevis has the mental capacity of a 2 year old, seeing as the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Now using klevis's past history as a bug abuser we know that the word "bug abuser" contains exactly 9 characters, which coincidentally matches the number of years Pavle is banned for. "Pavle" also contains 5 characters, and as previously stated 9 minus 5 is equal to 4. You know what else has 4 characters? NERO.

Hence NERO is the root of all evil seeing as the very mention of that word brings you a shit load of upvotes which is basically money in this game.

So wait, Palve is banned for 9 years for sharing a photo of cive that he got from cive, yet klevis the bug abuser gets to still play?

كتب بواسطة Zephyrusu, 15.11.2016 at 08:04

كتب بواسطة Meester, 15.11.2016 at 01:37

Hence NERO is the root of all evil seeing as the very mention of that word brings you a shit load of upvotes which is basically money in this game.

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

come with me to a dinner in a nice place

i'v got tk know you better

كتب بواسطة Rock Lee, 15.11.2016 at 09:07

come with me to a dinner in a nice place

i'v got tk know you better

Sorry I'm not into nice places

كتب بواسطة Zenith, 15.11.2016 at 08:11

كتب بواسطة Meester, 15.11.2016 at 01:37

Logic fails in the first statement seeing as you Money = (Evil)^(1/2). That would make evil, (Money)^2. If we proceed further we can tell that using the inverse square cube law the value of money can also be inversely proportional to bitchiness. Hence using calculus, more specifically integration we can tell that given the average volume of a human being, the mass of the sun is almost exact to the number of stones in Death1812's head. Of course unless you are a noob you can move on, using advanced quantum mechanic we can say that at any given period Commando Eagle's brain is likely not in his head. Therefore it is also safe to say that klevis has the mental capacity of a 2 year old, seeing as the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Now using klevis's past history as a bug abuser we know that the word "bug abuser" contains exactly 9 characters, which coincidentally matches the number of years Pavle is banned for. "Pavle" also contains 5 characters, and as previously stated 9 minus 5 is equal to 4. You know what else has 4 characters? NERO.

Hence NERO is the root of all evil seeing as the very mention of that word brings you a shit load of upvotes which is basically money in this game.

So wait, Palve is banned for 9 years for sharing a photo of cive that he got from cive, yet klevis the bug abuser gets to still play?

Each year, over four million babies are born in the U.S.

If that is not enough to scare you then i don't know what WilL

WE AREE ACTIVELY HARVESTING EVIL ON EARTH O_o

كتب بواسطة Zenith, 15.11.2016 at 08:11

كتب بواسطة Meester, 15.11.2016 at 01:37

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So wait, Palve is banned for 9 years for sharing a photo of cive that he got from cive, yet klevis the bug abuser gets to still play?

he's obviously joking about him being banned for 9 years





































he's actually banned for 15 years, just missing the map editor release

This is no joke: evil baby =>