The church of Gardism.

كتب بواسطة Garde, 01.04.2012 at 00:08

Everyone will worship me. We will have annual /aw/-get-togethers' in Trieste, and Vaglneer will host. I will bring yummy Bratwurst and Faygo, and we shall feast like Kings'. We will erect a statue of The Almighty Baal in Ivans' backyard, and pray to it 6 times a day, to make every other Religion jealous. Gardevoirrism will sweep afterwind just like TE swept SRB (pun intended). Who will heil me, annual get togethers' and Baal! *silence*

كتب بواسطة Deray YG, 01.04.2012 at 11:22

كتب بواسطة Garde, 01.04.2012 at 09:14

We shall bring Sourkraut, Apple sauce, and Rammsteins Made in Germany collection as well then

Never thought I'd be in such a hurry to go to another country besides Jamaica. I guess food calls to me.

Plz make a thread on dis new religion so others may worship it!

All heil me, your new prophet. Baal has chosen me, that guy with 146 rep, to be his successor. I will live on his glory, that glory being senseless bragging and random facts. We will have Bowling Tuesday, and everyone will receive an official Gradebaal lanyard, while supplies last. Who will follow me, in out great journey to reactivate the Halo array and catch em' all? Onwards! For mighty Serbia! Oh, and iv'e yet to receive word if Ivan has let us use his backyard to make a statue of baal yet, so I'll post when Iv'e received info yadda yadda. Oh, and we will also worship the great shitstorm war, where TE got it's ass handed to it by mighty Byzantia Samnang. Worship! For Zizou and Ironail have failed you!

Izaq is now a prophet, worship him too.

Now it can be accepted this as a real religion!

كتب بواسطة Deray YG, 01.04.2012 at 14:50

Now it can be accepted this as a real religion!

Amen. May Baal cleanse ye!

كتب بواسطة Garde, 01.04.2012 at 14:58

Amen. May Baal cleanse ye!

Last time I went to visit Baal he kept casting Fireball Nova at me ...

Besides, why worship Baal when you can worship Uber Baal

I place this here, it shall be our first holy book in a set of 5, available on Amazon.com someday. http://afterwind.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=84

Also, I consider Mephisto to be a much more worthy deity considering he is the eldest of the three Prime Evils. True Story...

I saw that everyone else was making stories for their religions, so it's time for me to do mine :3

Tome 1: The lesser

1: In the beginning, there was Fire, Aqua, and Coding. Two brothers, created the World. One stood, out of Fire, and one stood, out of Aqua. They worked together to create their world, fit with the best of Maps and of Lobbies. This world, one of many, would be Afterwind. Many minds flocked to it, forums were created, and Facebook was connected. The first few months were ones of progress, ones of strategy. Then, in the following month, a new mind appeared on Afterwind, we will call this mind V. V was accompanied by 2 friends: R and C. All lived on Afterwind, and learned its ways. Later on, another mind would appear: G. After R and C grew tired of Afterwind, V and G met each other. V and G did not like each other. V would visit the Forum, and share his thoughts, but G did not like this, and one day, G told it too him. V did the only thing he could, and told Fire his troubles. V and G from then on ignored each other. For the next few months, V would not be present on the world of Afterwind.

2: Once V returned, Afterwind was a very different place. In the time he was gone, a new batch of players joined. They had caused some trouble, and the two brothers decided to create Guards to ensure Afterwind was safe and equal. This new group and V got along at first, but after a while V started discovering new things in life, and as his views expanded, so did his ability to be himself and be happy. After a while, after having many breakdowns in public, his friends no longer bothered with him, and he was laughed at by the new group. He started many clans and in hopes of taking any who made fun of him down, but failed every time. One day, it got so bad that he declared Jihad on the new group, but alas, his bombs did not explode. He cast himself away in embarrassment, and decided never to come back to Afterwind.

3: In V's travels, he recovered from his apparent self-bashing and depression. He found solace in trying new things, and seeing the worlds outside of Afterwind. He would eventually find another like him, and befriend the mind. They would do many things together, and talk for hours. As the days and months passed, they eventually grew bored with each other, and realizing they had grew to close, ceased in talking. V would become depressed once again, after the thought of losing his friend strolled his mind. He decided he had grown too much too let petty depression overtake him again, so came back to Afterwind, and tried his best to be who he wanted too be, and not let the hands take him away. As he grows older, he constantly adapts himself to the community on Afterwind, and hopes to one day, be who he really is without anyone having to denounce him for it.

M: When things get rough; it's best to take it head on, and keep your strong personality your main fighter in your war on whatever it is that faces you. Never let anyone take over you. You are who you are, and only you can decide what your life will be like and how it will play out.

I cast water balloons, unlike Mr. Fireball over there. *stare*

كتب بواسطة Izaq, 04.04.2012 at 00:30

I cast water balloons, unlike Mr. Fireball over there. *stare*

You shall be the son of Aqua, your new name is Mr. Waterballoon. Praise Waterballoon!

What is this blasphemy, you have done nothing to deserve a church ok.

كتب بواسطة nonames, 04.04.2012 at 05:11

What is this blasphemy, you have done nothing to deserve a church ok.

I killed 5 of my own clans, I am great conqueror : )
The Khans would be proud and draw me like one of their French ladies ( :
Heil me and Baal : )

Killing your own people 5 times does not earn you a church. It earns you eternal damnation.

I agree with Arbitrator. The most you would get would be a cult in the middle of the swamps. Sorry, Gardevoir, no religion for you.

كتب بواسطة notserral, 04.04.2012 at 11:11

I agree with Arbitrator. The most you would get would be a cult in the middle of the swamps. Sorry, Gardevoir, no religion for you.

You dare insult my Religion and it's fine Good-looking people? How dare you sir! 12 days in purgatory with Josef Fritzl for you!

كتب بواسطة Garde, 04.04.2012 at 12:15

it's fine Good-looking people? How dare you sir!

o_O ....... MY EYES! By looking at Larry the Cable Guy

كتب بواسطة Deray YG, 04.04.2012 at 16:45

كتب بواسطة Garde, 04.04.2012 at 12:15

it's fine Good-looking people? How dare you sir!

o_O ....... MY EYES! By looking at Larry the Cable Guy

Have fun sleeping

كتب بواسطة Garde, 04.04.2012 at 17:05

Have fun sleeping

lol

كتب بواسطة Garde, 04.04.2012 at 17:05

كتب بواسطة Deray YG, 04.04.2012 at 16:45

كتب بواسطة Garde, 04.04.2012 at 12:15

it's fine Good-looking people? How dare you sir!

o_O ....... MY EYES! By looking at Larry the Cable Guy

Have fun sleeping

WHY U INSULT MY BRUDHA?

كتب بواسطة DURRHUNTER, 04.04.2012 at 17:46

WHY U INSULT MY BRUDHA?

I'm not your bro......

كتب بواسطة Deray YG, 04.04.2012 at 19:52

كتب بواسطة DURRHUNTER, 04.04.2012 at 17:46

WHY U INSULT MY BRUDHA?

I'm not your bro......

no larry the cable guy.....

Mods lock this thread, it is insulting to humanity

Yay Fruit didn't die on cancer and is bitching healthy!